[Sunday, November 11, 2007]
1:30 PM
Just somethin dat gav me a chuckle..
thought u guys wld wanna hear bout it..
this aint mine aniwaes..its from myspace
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge if men and women differ so much. And i have never figure out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart.
For example:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and i were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heats up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT?What was that?"
So she says the words that every boyfriend dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who i
am and not what i do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted the day off of work to spend time with her. We went
out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, BIG unnamed department
store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different expensive
outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them
all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so i said, "Lets get a
pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
wave short of shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she
asked me for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think i threw her for a loop when i said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost
nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation, she finally said. "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself with i blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just
not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your
shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why
can't you just love me for who i am and not for the things i buy for you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm
smarter than her.
hehe...to tha girls...or guys who read this...dont kill me...i found it on myspace..=X quite amusing i can say...
_Bleeding heart sheds no tear' ;
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